My gifting rate is simple. I charge $400 for the first hour, $800 for the second, and I have non-linear rates we can negotiate for additional hours and longer dates. Please add $100 for a trip to Greece, and let me know ahead of time as I love to be squeaky clean. 🙂
You’re paying for my time, nothing else. But if you’re clean and respectful, I promise you gifts and joys untold.
You can email me anytime at firstname.lastname@example.org. My assistant will get back to you shortly.
Here are some good things to know:
I love girls and I have friends I’d love to bring to our dates! Or I’d love to meet you and your girlfriend. If it’s me + my friend, then the gift will be our combined hourly donations. If it’s you and your girlfriend, it’ll be an additional $150 on top of my gift.
I’m very low volume. I try not to see more than one client per day, and when I’m hosting, never more than two. I arrange my dates around my day job, so while I try to be as accommodating as possible, last-minute rescheduling may not always happen. Last-minute cancellations incur a $100 fee.
Nothing’s sexier than respect. Be respectful, be nice, and we will have a wonderful time.
Good hygiene is essential. I shower before an appointment and I expect you to do the same. If I’m hosting, you’re welcome to use my shower. I won’t count that as part of our time together (as long as you’re reasonable).